Today, I caught one of my students pretending to read her book when in reality, she was using her phone. When I confronted her, she told me that she was trying to stalk me on Facebook. She then continued with “Do you shop at American Eagle a lot?” when I asked her why she was asking, she said, “I noticed that a lot of your shorts have the AE symbol on the butt. Your shirts too. You wore your current shirt on the first day of class right?” (that was over a week ago)
A few minutes later, the same girl told me that I was swaggy and cool. Should I be flattered or creeped out? I’m gonna go with flattered. Kids say the darnest things.